Internet, I would like you to meet my lovely new niece, Emery Elizabeth.
Emery was born yesterday at 4:52 pm Eastern, weighing 6lbs, 1 oz. Isn't she purty?
Everyone is happy and healthy and my entire family is, of course, over the moon. I can't wait to buy her all my favorite kids' books and lots and lots of loud toys. I figure that by the time I have kids, my sister will have completely forgotten about the Tickle-me-Elmo, drum set, cymbals, and whatever else, so I needn't fear revenge. :-)